thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

I’m not even sorry

perfectopposite:

David Tennant  (photo source)

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

purposefully offending a bad friend

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

party-at-the-tardis:

8bitmickey:

So… yeah. Somebody sidewalk chalked this.

This better be immortalized on Tumblr you motherfuckers